Is that a new dressing gown..?
Hurry back to me, my wild calling.
so i found this article and…
yeah
tumblr is definitely full of 13 year olds who post about cute boys and robert pattinson
that’s basically it
that’s
all
there
is
to tumblr
(x)
tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
dOES NO ONE MENTION THE FACT THAT THIS POST STARTED A MEME
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
brb
wtf look at this rectangle cow
To just sleep in a car like this, with your best friend or boyfriend and not worry because its just you two and tomorrow you’re just going to climb out of bed and into the front of the car where you’ll drive off. Another day on your road trip together, living, laughing, loving.
But then you hear a noise outside. Your friend goes to investigate and never comes back. You wait, and then decide to go looking for them. You grab a torch and climb out and scan the trees with the light.
You hear a dripping noise behind you.
You turn around and see water dripping onto the car, but it’s not raining. You shine the torch onto the water, and realise it’s red. It’s blood. You look up, and there’s your friend, hanging from the tree above, stomach ripped open and hand reaching down, dripping blood.
You go to scream but then something hits you from behind.
You were in the first five minutes of Supernatural.
O_O
????? ?????? omg
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
I like how they let Loki wear his colour in prison
like you murdered dozens of people and try to destroy earth but that green looks great on you man give him a jumpsuit in that shade
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE